I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
I feel so relieved I got a date to prom and I also am getting put on meds Monday and I just feel so optimistic 😌
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)